November 5, 2004

This Just In




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Posted by Vanderleun at November 5, 2004 10:56 AM
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Well I hope you guys plan on producing a t-shirt with this on it!

Posted by: Janette S at November 5, 2004 11:19 AM

I would like to point out that its not quite that decisive. 55 Million did vote for the Democratic candidate.

Posted by: FH at November 5, 2004 11:23 AM

BWAAHAHAhahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Justin Moser at November 5, 2004 11:44 AM

t-Shirts are now online!

AVAILABLE NOW AS A SNAZZY TEE SHIRT: Immortalize and savor this moment forever is the always smart, snazzy, and so comfy American Digest USA TO DEMS: DROP DEAD tee. Order at The American Digest Mall of CyberAmerica! for only $14.99. Considering how many Dems you can tick off in one cross town block in Manhattan, that's dirt cheap.

Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 12:28 PM

These shall now be known as the days of the "W"!

Posted by: K.N.V. at November 5, 2004 12:52 PM

Sweeeeet. i'm tempted to buy one right now :D

Posted by: Justin Moser at November 5, 2004 1:26 PM

Canda is already filled with young americans fleeing the draft, maybe that is why they did not turn out to vote.

Posted by: donald hamilton at November 5, 2004 2:03 PM

I demand a companion T shirt available to us minority Canadians that says 'Look after your own useless liberal trash, we have too much here already'

Posted by: Greg at November 5, 2004 3:20 PM

I entirely sympathize with Greg. Living in Colorado, I know we have far too much 'useless liberal trash' moving into Boulder (the Peoples' Republic of ...'), Aspen and Telluride (Rocky Mountain Highs) and a few other assorted areas. I prefer 'commen folk', even if we all are too stupid to know who to vote for.

Posted by: Ed from West Slope at November 5, 2004 3:56 PM

Self-Bobbitisation????

Posted by: Finnelvitz at November 5, 2004 6:20 PM

Here:

Google Search: "self-Bobbitization"

... and only with a "z," Finnelvitz.

Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 6:30 PM

d. hamilton: "Canda is already filled with young americans fleeing the draft"

Considering the draft ended in 1973, I kinda doubt they're anywhere near 'young' anymore...

Posted by: tagryn at November 5, 2004 10:52 PM

Perhaps he meant the young and very credulous Americans who, hearing that there would be a draft, decided to get ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 11:35 PM