December 23, 2008

Just asking, mind you, but is Barney Frank...

redballgag.jpg .... in more dire need of a bright red ball gag than any gay man in history?

I mean, given all the talented, intelligent, stylish, and attractive gay men in America, is this walking spawn of Gumby and Elmer Fudd really the best gays can do in terms of a "spokesman?" Can't some gay American be found with enough clout to tell Frank to "put a ball gag in it?" I mean, someone other than Keith Olbermann?

Frank: Obama 'Overestimates' Ability to Unify

"I think he overestimates his ability to take people, particularly our colleagues on the right, and, sort of, charm them into being nice," Frank said. "I know he talks about being post-partisan. But I've worked, frankly, with Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, the current Republican leadership. The current Republican leadership in the House repudiated George Bush. I don't know why Mr. Obama thinks he's going to have them better than George Bush. And so, to be honest, when he talks about being post-partisan, having seen these people and knowing what they would do in that situation, I suffer from post-partisan depression."
Lord knows what medication Frank has to be on at this point, but somebody should up the dose to comatose.

Posted by Vanderleun at December 23, 2008 12:08 PM
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"...is this walking spawn of Gumby and Elmer Fudd really the best gays can do... "

Now that's some funny shiiate right there.

Posted by: tim aka The Godless Heathen at December 23, 2008 1:30 PM

.... in more dire need of a bright red ball gag than any gay man in history?

Nope - he takes the prize.

Posted by: Daphne at December 23, 2008 1:33 PM

I can't remember who came up with this, but someone did so I can't take credit for it: he wanted Congress to pass a succotash subsidy just so he could hear Barney Frank say it.

Posted by: pete at December 23, 2008 3:17 PM

Hahaha! Whimsical, yet functional. Perfect.

Posted by: Velociman at December 24, 2008 5:18 AM

Barney probably has that model ball gag already. Too bad he doesn't use it when he's at work.

Posted by: waltj at December 24, 2008 6:46 AM

Frank needs to take some of the marbles out of his mouth and put them (back?) in his head.

Posted by: ELC at December 24, 2008 6:47 AM

I don't think we need to be too particular about what color the balls are (or whom they're attached to) but yeah, he definitely needs to be gagged.

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 24, 2008 5:11 PM