"We've Respectfully placed the Yellow Ribbon designating Support the Troops on our Exclusive 8” Customized Desert Scheme Camo Nutz." -- Support The Troops Desert Camo Campaign [STTCamo] - $38.00 : Your Nutz, Source of the Original Truck Nuts, Car Nutz, and Biker Balls!
I love the use of the word "respectfully" in this context. File under "Hardcore Patriotism"
For those of you unclear on the object above, it's a variation of Truck Nutz. Truck Nutz are objects resembling testicle sacks that are bolted onto the back of various vehicles such as pick-ups, semis, 4x4s, off-road ramblers, tanks and APVs. Hummers often have them but there are no certified sightings of Nutz on hybrids -- nor in hybrids for that matter.
The source of this goodness is Your Nutz: "The home of America's favorite automotive testicles."
The home page above has "an orientation video" which I recommend, but note that it is on autoplay.
Last year a Virginia politician tried to outlaw these nutz, but the offer was declined in the legislature:
"Truck Nuts" Bill Dies In General Assembly The Virginia General Assembly killed a bill that would ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.The nutty idea is the brainchild of Chesapeake Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would have banned anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.
You can read the text of the bill AND comment on it HERE.
Chesapeake Delegate Lionell "No Nutz" Spruil who never met a law he didn't like reviews his Nutz Notes.
"No Nutz" Spruil is, of course, a Democrat and, no surprise, is a super-delegate still supporting Hillary "No Nutz" Clinton.
Just another example of the kind of lifestyle legislation obsession you'll get with the Democrats.
Posted by Vanderleun at March 24, 2008 11:37 AM | TrackBackI thought that was a photo of Gloop or Gleep from "The Herculoids". Then again they only had two eyes, but what do I know.
Posted by: David McKinnis at March 24, 2008 4:02 PM"Lifestyle" legislation? Oh yeah, like we haven't had that with the Bush administration. I know comediens aren't the brightest political junkies around, but have you ever heard of wiretapping? The elimination of habius corpus? Ban on stem-cell research? Banning hair gel at airports?
These are all lifestyle legislation brought to you by your idiot President who is also a Republican.
And I won't even begin to talk about your spend n spend Republican's that controlled Congress all this time.
You Republicans really have no room to talk anymore. You've proven yourselves unable to be fiscally prudent, you've failed at national security, and half your members are arrested for morality crimes.
What's the point of Republicans even existing anymore?
You need to move out of the 1950s.
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