November 9, 2004

Designer Soda Craze Hits New Low


File under "Holiday gifts for people I hate" : The Jones Soda Co. Holiday Pack

Jones Soda Co. (the "Company" or "Jones Soda" or "Jones"), announces today its limited edition holiday pack of five new seasonal flavors which includes: Green Bean Casserole Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Fruitcake Soda, Cranberry Soda and Turkey & Gravy Soda.

"Our holiday pack takes the work, worries and cost out of preparing a turkey dinner, so our consumers can spend more time with their loved ones. We even included utensils," says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O. "We realized consumers are concerned about the 2,000 calories that each full holiday meal contains. That’s why we made our sodas zero calories and zero carbs. Now, you can enjoy all the mashed potatoes and butter without worrying about the carbs."

Good News: The online ordering store is closed for repairs.
Bad News: It opens November 11.

Posted by Vanderleun at November 9, 2004 9:26 AM
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It's a charity dude. The proceeds benefit Toys for Tots.

Posted by: Ron at November 9, 2004 9:42 AM

I'm aware of that Ron. Good thing too.

Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 9, 2004 10:11 AM

And they use the House League Night font, which is always nice. Three years old and it still looks good.

Posted by: Lileks at November 9, 2004 6:41 PM