Pre-operative Gertrude Stein wannabe Hugo Chavez gave a John McCain presidency a huge boost today when he admitted that the thought of McCain made him soil himself:
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a socialist and fierce U.S. critic, warned on Tuesday that relations with Washington could worsen if Republican candidate John McCain wins this year's presidential election.... "Sometimes one says, 'worse than Bush is impossible,' but we don't know," Chavez told foreign correspondents. "McCain also seems to be a man of war." --
Chavez says U.S. relations could worsen with McCain
"Man of war, eh? Kinda like the sound of that," remarked Major T. J. "King" Kong of the Marine All Weather Fighter Attack Squadron 666. "Sounds like the kind of man that can keep that danged Commie pre-op in his place. Like I always say, 'Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!'"
Posted by Vanderleun at March 25, 2008 4:10 PM | TrackBackA man of war is an armed naval vessel, usually a ship armed with cannon and propelled primarily by sails.
Posted by: Fat man at March 25, 2008 10:43 PM"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
The reasons to vote for McCain keep piling up.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 26, 2008 11:45 AMKnowing Chavez to be a nut.
I think I'll lean toward voting for Mr. McCain!
I'm not McCain's biggest fan, but he's gathering a lot of the correct enemies.
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