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This Just In from "Plodder" in the comments:
Venue: Gramsci Square Garden prizefighting ring.
Judging: MoveonDotOrg judges award Obama a TKO over McCain for verbal punches below McCain’s belt: “100-years-in-Iraq” and “house-counting hesitation.”
Reporting from Ringside: In their corners challenger Palin applies lipstick, Obama preens.
Obama fingers tattoos of his trainers’ names: “Alinsky” (Marxist), “Davis” (Communist), “Wright” (U.S.A. and White hater), “Rezko” (felon), and “Ayers” (terrorist bomber) and—could it be?—“Qutb” or “al-Bannah.”
Ringside, Hamas and Khadafy shout, “Go Obama!”
Referee: The New York Times referee applies Marquis of Alinsky handicapping rules. He lowers Palin’s belt to her knees and raises Obama’s to his neck. He then warns fighters against hitting below the belt.
There's the bell! Palin bloodies Obama’s skyward nose with the blow, “Obama’s executive-leadership vacuum shouts--shouts from his calculated and self-organized resume and autobiographies!”
Surprise! Cosseted, and previously unscathed Pinnochio can be bruised if a referee forgets to fudge Alinsky’s rule by raising Obama’s belt above his eyebrows.
Crowd in Owners' skyboxes: “The Horror!” gasps the house of Hollywood-inspired, guilt-assuaging elites. Jeers become deafening.
Break it up! The referee separates the fighters after Palin punches Obama again. (McCain had “unfairly” targeted Palin on Obama’s navel.) It was Pow!, “Obama, I’m no lipstick wearing pig.”
Uh oh! Scores of lawyers are rappelling down through the roof! ACORN organizers are working the crowd, registering anything that looks like a voter, alive or dead. Twice if dead. Stay tuned.
Posted by Vanderleun at September 20, 2008 10:40 AM | TrackBackSeeing the poster graphic and my item below the "*****" breakpoint suggests something viral and pugilistic is in the air. The verbal cartoon I prepared for our (now unconsciously red) local Rag would surely have its factual teeth pulled so I decided against submitting it as a LTE. Someone, please punch it up or, better yet, leap from it to something far better with viral, maybe FoxNews reportable impact. (Dreaming? Below I mention becoming bat crazy.)
The "Title fight..." item shows I'm going bat crazy in coming to realize, one, that half our electorate has been shaped to vote Obama as "presidential" and, two, that a global (well, mostly a "hemispherical") ethnicity homogenizer, McCain, is the "conservative" alternative. As bad, probably worse, when I vote McCain it will be for someone who obsequiously hews to that ROP meme.
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Title fight: The Lipsticked vs. the Teleprompter
Venue: Gramsci Square Garden prizefighting ring. MoveonDotOrg judges award Obama a TKO over McCain for verbal punches below McCain’s belt: “100-years-in-Iraq” and “house-counting hesitation”. In their corners challenger Palin applies lipstick, Obama preens. Obama fingers tattoos of his trainers’ names: “Alinsky” (Marxist), “Davis” (Communist), “Wright” (U.S.A. and White hater), “Rezko” (felon), and “Ayers” (terrorist bomber) and—could it be?—“Qutb” or “al-Bannah”. Ringside, Hamas and Khadafy shout, “Go Obama!”.
The New York Times referee applies Marquis of Alinsky handicapping rules: (he lowers Palin’s belt to her knees and raises Obama’s to his neck) and then clucks, warning fighters against hitting below the belt.
Palin bloodies Obama’s skyward nose with the blow, “Obama’s executive-leadership vacuum shouts--shouts from his calculated and self-organized resume and autobiographies”. Surprise! Cosseted, and previously unscathed Pinnochio can be bruised if a referee forgets to fudge Alinsky’s rule by raising Obama’s belt above his eyebrows.
“The Horror!” gasps the house of Hollywood-inspired, guilt-assuaging elites. Jeers become deafening. The referee separates the fighters after Palin punches Obama again. (McCain had “unfairly” targeted Palin on Obama’s navel.) It was Pow!, “Obama, I’m no lipstick wearing pig”.
Uh oh! Scores of lawyers are rappelling down through the roof! Stay tuned.
I knew a guy who used to post stuff like this on telephone poles in Philadelphia in the 1980's.
Posted by: Eric Blair at September 20, 2008 6:29 PM
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