Michelle Obama's Mirror's Blog: When Snarks Attack 6: The Winner... well, that would be me.
It’s in the history books now. Setting a modern day record with more than 5 million votes cast, the winner of the coveted Golden FLOTUS in When Snarks Attack: 6 is . . . “Gerard”!!!In which I win not only the coveted "Golden FLOTUS Snark Attack of the Month" 2D Statuette, but the even more coveted "Triple Bang" aka "!!!."
The award was for my thermonuculear snark in Michelle Obama's Mirror's Blog: Transforming America, One B*#%h at a Time where this image:
triggered: "It's clear to me that as long as the editors of Capitol File have faces Nancy will have a place to sit."
What can I say? It was late at night and the vodka and the bong hits were kicking in. If I hadn't previously skin-popped the speedball and snorted 15 lines of pixie dust I probably would have let it slide. How could I know destiny was knocking at my door? Now, before I go I'd like to that all the little snarkers, my mom and dad, my dog, little Sally who, when we were at the third grade picnic....
Posted by Vanderleun at May 15, 2010 7:53 AM
Congratulations Gerard!!!
You and your "snark" are now immortalized in the ether as you join the elite family of Golden FLOTUS winners in my coveted "Snark Hall of Fame".
Your "snark" was worthy, your victory at the polls complete.
Now, about that "pixie dust" ...
M
Posted by: MOTUS at May 15, 2010 8:48 AMYour's is the superior intellect.
Just don't get all big-headed on us now.
(Congrats to the best!)
Posted by: Obi's Sister at May 15, 2010 9:41 AMCongratulations!
Isn't this a more historic win than usual? Aren't you the First Male Winner of a Golden FLOTUS? Didn't you crack the marble ceiling proving that men can handle power at any level, that they can breathe air even at this altitude?
"Dewey Wins!"
...and the buck stops over there, by the hookah.
(heh)
Posted by: Robert at May 15, 2010 12:11 PMCongrats!
Now - how long did it take the layout people to photoshop that picture of Nancy Pelosi from velociraptor to human?
Posted by: Mikey NTH at May 15, 2010 3:38 PMYou Da Man.
Posted by: Cond0010 at May 15, 2010 9:48 PMI won?
I didn't even know I was on the ballot!
dewey
Posted by: dewey from detroit at May 16, 2010 2:55 PMSweet trophy!
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