March 6, 2005

New Rules of Asymetrical Warfare #679

JIM GERAGHTY ROLLS HIS OWN @ TKS on National Review Online:

"On the other hand, considering how effective these young women have been in garnering attention from the (COUGHmaleCOUGH) blogs, we may be witnessing a revolution in asymetrical warfare: The side that can deploy the most attractive young women in front of the media cameras wins."

Which would lead one to imaging the plea from somewhere in Sharia tonight, "Most honorable mullah, I regret to report that these floor-to-ceiling burkas just aren't getting it done. We need a fatwa to allow us to deploy the Martha Stewart Poncho."

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Martha Stewart and daughter Alexis, before and after fatwa

Posted by Vanderleun at March 6, 2005 11:52 AM
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LEAVE MARTHA ALONE. She is my idol

Posted by: jeff at March 7, 2005 1:51 PM