This precious memory from today's local Christmas Kick-Off Party cries out for a caption.
Posted by Vanderleun at December 9, 2009 8:39 PMThe bearded one is thinking along these lines: "Someone bring me a chainsaw; I need a lobotomy!"
Posted by: Mizz E at December 10, 2009 7:49 AMAl Gore dressed as Santa brings tidings of comfort and joy:
"There, there, now. After the polar bears have drowned, we'll still have a few moose wandering the scorched tundra."
Posted by: Cathy at December 10, 2009 8:58 AM"Okay, okay, I'll leave in the public option."
Posted by: Gagdad Bob at December 10, 2009 9:19 AMI want a twinkling Edward doll, not a stupid reindeer!
Posted by: JanB at December 10, 2009 9:58 AMA stuffed moose? WTF! I said I wanted a noble peace prize you stupid old man!
Posted by: VJD at December 10, 2009 10:31 AM12 trillion dollars! Where my gonna get 12 trillion dollars?!
Posted by: Ricky Raccoon at December 10, 2009 10:50 AMI'd be crying too, if somebody gave me that visual vivisection that is the LGF calendar...
Posted by: Blastineau at December 10, 2009 12:04 PM"I'm only eight months old and I owe HOW MUCH?"
Posted by: Deborah at December 10, 2009 1:50 PM"Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus..."
Right down poopy pants lane.
Posted by: monkeyfan at December 10, 2009 3:05 PMHave a Holly Jolly Christmas, worst time of the year!
Makes more sense to stay at home and drink a lot of beer!
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 10, 2009 3:20 PMAh - the traditional first picture with Santa. I think every kid in North America (and perhaps elsewhere) has gone through that.
In my first picture with Santa I wasn't bawling, but I was giving him a look that said "I don't know about you, old man. Just don't try anything funny, hey?"
Sort of like the first picture I had with my little brother - wasn't too sure about this one. Matt's look was incredibally cross-eyed, like he had been hit on the head and insisted that he was 'as juxtapositioned as a bicycle cream cone'*.
*Kowalski from the Madagascar Penguins, IIRC.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at December 10, 2009 3:33 PM
Look you old fart.
I'm young and white and I'm doomed!!!
Posted by: rab at December 10, 2009 4:21 PM"Santa's newest elfin helper is unfortunately found to have a morbid fear of reindeer, even the pigmy ones..."
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at December 10, 2009 5:48 PMTiger Tiger. burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
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