January 6, 2006

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Posted by Vanderleun at January 6, 2006 5:53 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Well, it would do a lot for blog traffic.

Actually, I think they're both great, but Rumsfeld doesn't have the temperament to be president. I think we figured that out well before his second stint as Sec Def.

Posted by: TigerHawk at May 6, 2006 6:04 PM

And, a very fine job you do.

Posted by: LARWYN at May 6, 2006 6:09 PM

I love it!

I can hear the campaign slogan now:

"Rumsfeld and Rice; Time to Cut the Bullshit"

Posted by: Doug at May 6, 2006 6:10 PM

Dear Hawk,
Two words: Harry Truman.

Posted by: Van der Leun at May 6, 2006 7:47 PM

On a related note: today at a rest stop in Nevada I thought it was ironic to see a one-ton Ford crew-cab pickup with a bumper sticker that said "Earth First".

Then my co-driver pointed out the subtitle: Mine the other planets later.

The truck's driver said his company, a maker of rock and ore crushers, gives them out, but he didn't have any spares. Perhaps you should take up the slack.

Regards,
Ric

Posted by: Ric Locke at May 6, 2006 9:55 PM

I'd vote for that ticket in a heartbeat.

If Rumsfeld wins, maybe he could name Mark Levin as Press Secretary?

Posted by: rickl at May 8, 2006 6:21 PM