What are they selling, dead fish?
:-/
Gerard, you sad pathetic old man, I invite you into the gym where I go, which only has wimminfolk as members, and put your schnozz on one of the bike seats! HAHAH! Old women do not smell as lovely, let me assure you.
Posted by: Jewel at March 15, 2010 7:55 PMOh LORD, Faster Please.
Posted by: Fat Man at March 15, 2010 8:00 PMHOLY CRAP!!
Posted by: flannelputz at March 15, 2010 8:07 PMHmm...you don't have to be Fellini to figure that one out.
Probably best not to use this stuff if you are married or otherwise attached in any way.
Posted by: westsoundmodern at March 15, 2010 8:38 PMSomewhere there is a pack greater demons of the pitch shoveling humanity into the furnace of the stupid.
Posted by: David C McKinnis at March 15, 2010 9:19 PMI was told that the aftershave to use after getting a Brazilian was Aqua Vulva. (ducks, runs)
Posted by: WWWebb at March 15, 2010 9:55 PMFoxworthy once said, "you might be a redneck, if you think a Volvo is part of a woman's body"
Posted by: Jewel at March 15, 2010 10:57 PMI used to see Foxworthy before he got famous- he started in a place called The Punch Line in Marietta, GA.
He worked for IBM in the days when that meant you were set for life, and the story he tells about informing his in-laws that he was going to quit IBM for a career in stand-up comedy is side-spliyying.
Posted by: WWWebb at March 16, 2010 12:30 AM
The mind invariably casts about for a sexually contrasting example. It's not good.
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Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at March 16, 2010 3:11 AMDead fish? Good grief, who are you dating--Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: ahem at March 16, 2010 5:11 AMJesus Henry Christ, that's disgusting.
I think it safe to assume that they'll sell gallons of this shit to no-hopers who'll find it the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 16, 2010 6:44 AMEgad! That's just wrong! Don't people get arrested for that kind of thing?
They could make a movie about it, "The Scent of a Woman" or maybe woman's crotch if the title is too subtle.
The end must be near.
Posted by: pdwalker at March 16, 2010 7:28 AMReminds me of a joke:
Two businessmen -- one American, one Frenchman -- are talking. The American says to the Frenchman, "My company has a great new product for you Frenchmen. It's a douche that makes a woman's vagina taste like an orange!"
The Frenchman laughs and says, "Ah, you Yanks are so foolish! You should have made ze douche zat makes an *orange* taste like *a woman's vagina*!"
Posted by: Aquila at March 16, 2010 8:58 AMAt least you've solved the problem of what to get Charles Johnson for his birthday.
Posted by: Gagdad Bob at March 16, 2010 9:18 AM
May I suggest Shalimar?
OK. I'm not even going to open this video clip. I get the general concept.
Thank you all for alerting me, as I'll be eternally grateful, but NOT to Gerard, because I might have been the first one to happen onto this clip :-)
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 16, 2010 9:25 AMGash!
When your busy evening working the streets is not enough...
Where does he get those videos? Whoa!?
I guess it's a good thing I got my yard chores done.
Posted by: John Venlet at March 16, 2010 10:10 AMwould be sexy in context of intercourse between consenting adults, and would make more sense if the guy was 15yo virgin boy, but this is just creepy! and all I could think was "pee-eeeewwwww!" women take precautions to NOT smell that way... and we avoid perverts like him... he is probably a sex offender...if this is mainstream marketing, I'm buying more guns!
Posted by: Red Carolina at March 16, 2010 11:35 AM
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