December 8, 2009

What is this HINI Flu That's Going Around?

Every newspaper has the headline, every cable news show rolls the crawl, that announces that HINI flu is the new deadly scourge. I'm confused. HINI flu? Does it only affect your ass? Is it transmitted ass to ass? And if it is, shouldn't all these places that are putting out hand-sanitizing ointment bottles also be putting out ass douche machines? They might slow up the lines at the supermarket but the entertainment value would more than make up for it.

And if it's determined that HINI flu can be transmitted through the air shouldn't public flatulence be banned? Especially in elevators? One lives in hope.

Still, I suppose it's hopeful that the government, so incapable in everything else, finally has enough HINI vaccine available to give everyone in this country what they need most, a shot in the ass.

Posted by Vanderleun at December 8, 2009 2:43 PM
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Miss Litella?...Miss Litella, I'm sorry. Those stories are about the H-one-N-one flu. Not the HINI flu.

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 8, 2009 3:48 PM

~ FUNI ~

Posted by: mizze at December 8, 2009 5:15 PM
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