Brandon Stahl's got the play-by-play action over at
LostBrain Entertainment with "The Rush Limbaugh Timeline:"
All news and sports media: We are continuing minute
12 of our round-the-clock coverage of the Rush Limbaugh
scandal. We have camped outside Donovan McNabb's home, waiting
word to see if he has yet committed suicide over the crushing
blow that was Limbaugh's comments. We have presidential
candidate and general Wesley Clark here to help us answer
some questions. General Clark, tell me, if you were the
target of a viscous racial attack like this, how close to
suicide does it bring you?
Clark: Let me tell you, very close. Especially with
remarks as insensitive as these.
News: Uh huh. And tell me, if you were going to commit
suicide from these remarks, how would you do it?
Clark: I'd probably want it to be quick and painless,
so I'd likely put a gun to my mouth. But we can't rule out
Donovan wanting to walk into a school cafeteria, and taking
out 35 children before he turns the gun on himself.
News: Frightening world we live in.
National Enquirer: We feel this is the perfect
time to announce that Rush Limbaugh is a pill-popping drug
lord.
