April 24, 2008

Oh...Kay... Big Macs Are Now Off My Diet

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Patrolman Robert Melia: Booked for Mooder.

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.

That would be $10,000 for the girls and $500,000 for the cows, right? Right.

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Cows, Dutchman. Burgers come from steers.

Posted by: Fat Man at April 24, 2008 11:04 AM

And you know that these cows are not steers because?

Posted by: vanderleun at April 24, 2008 12:42 PM

Bum steers, by the looks of it.

Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at April 24, 2008 2:47 PM

Fifteen yards and loss of down for offside punning.

Posted by: vanderleun at April 24, 2008 3:28 PM
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