July 24, 2004

Doesn't Everyone in Detroit Drive A Rolls?

ANOTHER AUTOMOBILE MALFUNCTION FOR JOHN KERRY, THIS TIME NOT A FAMILY OWNED SUV, BUT A ROLLS.

As noted by I'm John Kerry and I Approve This Message

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Image and text from : The American Mind

"For example, this past week Kerry went to Detroit, the heart of America's auto industry, to speak before the Urban League. Workers are very loyal to their employer's cars and to American products in general. The press badge for the trip proudly displayed a product of German construction, a Rolls-Royce 100EX. It could have been any car in the world, but it had to be 1.) a German automobile (imagine if it had been a Pugeot?); 2.) something complete out of reach to most Americans. He could have gotten away with a Chrysler Crossfire, an American coupe that look and performs like it's Mercedes-Benz cousins."
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Update: Life Imitates the Onion.

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Democratic frontrunner Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) began a seven-day, eight-state whistle-stop tour Monday, addressing a group of Frigidaire factory workers from the all-teak deck of his 60-foot luxury motor cruiser.
-- The Onion | Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour From Deck Of Yacht

http://www.theamericanmind.com/moveabletype/mt-tb.cgi/2087

Posted by Vanderleun at July 24, 2004 11:13 PM
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He would have been better off with the yacht. But he probably would have chose a foreign-made one.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at July 25, 2004 5:43 PM