"Why right to vote, without an ID, is worth fighting for" by State Sen. Mario Gallegos, D., Houston (Houston Chronicle) Translation: People can vote Democrat more than once!
"Wolfowitz and Gal Pal Split Up" (Page Six) Translation: Hell hath no fury like a woman assigned to the Drive-Up teller window.
"Bin Laden wanted Iraq as a new base" (CNN) Translation: Will settle for Democratic base.
"Female Shark Reproduced Without Male DNA, Scientists Say" (NYT) Translation: Rosie O'Donnell lifestyle choice validated.
"I should begin by saying that I have great respect for Ryan Sager." (Andrew Sullivan) Translation: He's not as pure as I am so screw him.
"Democrats Find Ethics Overhaul Elusive in House" (NYT) Translation: Murtha not only looks like a pig, he behaves like one too. To no Democrat's surprise. To nobody's surprise, least of all Murtha.
"The military said seven soldiers and two Marines were killed in separate attacks yesterday, bringing the U.S. death toll for the month to at least 80. Last month, 104 U.S. troops were killed in Iraq." (Seattle Times) Translation: The War in Iraq is still being conducted at such a low level of ferocity that one month's KIA is still below one hour's KIA on D-Day.
"The CIA has received secret presidential approval to mount a covert "black" operation to destabilize the Iranian government, current and former officials in the intelligence community tell the Blotter on ABCNews.com." (The Blot) Translation: We'll report anything if it makes it hotter for George Bush and easier on Iran. Whether or not it is good for the country doesn't bother us. Why? Because we're assholes and there are no consequences for our behavior.
"Navy stages show of force off Iran coast" (AP) Translation: We're the Navy and we don't do "covert black operations." One false move and we blow you up. PS: We're not the British Navy, so make our day.
"Gay flamingos pick up chick: The couple, together for six years, can feed chicks by producing milk in their throats." (AFP) Translation: No, I didn't want to know that either.Posted by Vanderleun at May 23, 2007 6:18 AM | TrackBack