March 6, 2004

When Allah Speaks, Worlds Tremble

Proof: There is no Photoshop God but Allah.

The First, Last, and Final Word on Martha Stewart.

PLUS! This special quote from Allah's mail stack:

Bush Campaign Ad Copy: "On September 11th, 2001, 2900 of our countrymen perished in a vicious attack on our nation. In response we have liberated 29 million humans from tyranny. That's ten thousand men, women and children freed in honor of each lost American. This is my policy and I'm sticking to it."
Memorize and posterize. There will be a quiz.

Posted by Vanderleun at March 6, 2004 5:04 PM | TrackBack
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