Dean Esmay proclaims that this is the funniest thing currently making the rounds. He's got my vote. A brief excerpt:
The Democrat debate for the presidential nomination raged on as usual.More,much more, at: The Demoncrat Posted by Vanderleun at October 14, 2003 11:40 AM"I hate Bush!"
"I hate Bush more!"
"I wish I had some policy ideas... but I'm too busy hating Bush!"
"We hate Bush too!" yelled the sympathetic crowd.
"Wesley Clark is not really a Democrat!"
"I am too! You're a doody head!"
"You take that back!"
Suddenly a vortex emerged at the center of the stage. From it emerged a giant figure in black armor with glowing red eyes. "I am O’Yama, eater of souls and registered Democrats!" he screamed, lighting bursting about him and the entire auditorium shaking at the sound of his voice. "I will plunge the world into eternal darkness, raining blood upon the land, all funded by taxing the top one percent who are not paying their fair share!"
The audience applauded.
"I'm sorry," said the moderator, "but you can't just materialize in the debate like this."
"Your soul is mine!" O'Yama yelled, and a beam emerged from his fingertips. Soon the moderator was reduced to nothing but a skeleton.
"Well, I welcome any Democrat to the debate," Sen. Joe Liberman said, "but I'm not sure that eternal darkness is the direction we want to take the country in."
