This just in from the relentless and brilliant ALLAH Is In the House
Osama came over tonight. He and Allah popped some popcorn, kicked back and watched "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" for like the fiftieth time. Allah typically does not watch it all the way through since it is long and the ending sucks. But tonight he and the Sheikh indulged. Osama always remarks on how much he likes the costumes. Allah, however, was more interested in the campaign posters used by the glorious mujahedeen in the 1932 election. Check this one out, kufr. Allah is older than time and he has yet to see shit freakier than that. In fact, this is precisely why Allah always laughs when he hears elderly Germans say they did not realize Hitler was a lunatic until it was too late. Infidels, what did you think you were getting when you voted for a disembodied head floating in the darkness? Does he look like he kisses babies? He looks like he eats babies. Allah tried to bring this up with Osama but a certain douchebag kept interrupting by calling Allah and dropping hints that he would like to come over and watch the movie too. Hey, Atta? VCRs cost like 50 bucks now. Allah suggests you pick one up.
Anyway, Allah is leading up to something here. If there is one thing that makes Allah feel funnier in the pants than the three women on his blogroll, it is Bush/Hitler comparisons. Equating the systematic mass murder of six million Jews and millions more Communists, Gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses and homosexuals with rejection of the Kyoto Treaty is such a fiendishly clever form of Holocaust denial that Allah almost has to believe a Hebrew came up with it. Truly it is a meme which must be propagated--and when Allah saw the Hitler placard in that film tonight, he knew just the way to do it. So behold, glorious mujahedeen and far-left American liberals! The Bush 2004 campaign poster is now available for dissemination!
