April 8, 2016

Oy vey ist mir! -- The Hillary Is Out There: John (The Toad Man) Announces Plans to Expose the UFO "Conspiracy"

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Yes, no constituency too strange to suck up to for votes.

Declassifying national secrets. It's what she does. Just upload all our secrets to her bathroom server. -- Don Surber

On the other hand, she may just be trying get back to her days of young motherhood....

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 8, 2016 9:16 AM
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Hillary should just ask Edgar Mitchell.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/17/aliens-helped-stop-the-third-world-war-says-apollo-14-astronaut-edgar-mitchell_n_7997056.html

Posted by: Priscilla at April 8, 2016 10:02 AM

On second thought, that would be hard to do since Mitchell died in February. Maybe Hillary could channel him.

Posted by: Priscilla at April 8, 2016 10:20 AM

Virtually every single one of us is now carrying a still and video camera with us, accessible in seconds.

UFO "sightings" have plummeted since.

Mm hm.

Posted by: Andrew X at April 8, 2016 11:20 AM

John Podesta -- nice non-answer there.

Hey, didn't he found the "Center for Real American Progress" (CRAP)?

Posted by: OldFert at April 8, 2016 5:05 PM

The Weekly World News lost all credibility for me when they doctored that alien baby photo to make Hillary look somewhat attractive.

Posted by: Schill MacGuffin at April 9, 2016 2:53 AM

Ever notice that UFO's in the 19th century looked like lighter than aircraft in the 19th century, and UFO's in the last 60 years look like UFO's in the 1950's sci-fi flix?

Seems like UFO technology has advanced at the same pace as Earth aviation technology. Funny, that.

And what's with all that anal probing?

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 9, 2016 6:00 PM

I actually saw a UFO with 2 of my friends in the late 60's over lake Huron (michigan). It was at least 200 yards across and cigar shaped. It stayed close enough and long enough for us to have a conversation about what we should do about it (we did nothing). I believe.

Posted by: tonynoboloney at April 9, 2016 8:23 PM

as you pointed out. They pandered to the Jews. Why not other aliens.

Posted by: bilejones at April 9, 2016 11:01 PM

This DOES explain Chelsea.

Posted by: EndOfPatience at April 10, 2016 9:11 AM

No, Chelsea is the daughter of the 666 guy.

Posted by: Denny at April 12, 2016 7:25 PM