The Guns and Dope Guv of California

Something that will, no doubt, appeal to a certain subset of the California Electorate:

Robert Anton Wilson For Governor

Robert Anton Wilson is running for Governor of the Republic of California as the unofficial write-in candidate for the Guns and Dope Party.
After refusing many pleas to run for governor,I have reconsidered and now enter the raceas an unofficial write-in candidate. Afterall, why shd I remain the ONLY nut in California who ain't running?

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremistsof both right and left to unite behind the shared goals of:

--Get those pointy-headed Washinton bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!
--guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them
--drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them
--freedom of choice, free love, free speech,free Internet and free beer
--California secession: Keep the anti--gun and anti-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies
--Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers

Fatal flaw: Being a write-in candidate assumes your supporters can write.

Posted by Van der Leun at August 29, 2003 10:10 AM