but one thing I've never seen,and for some unknown reason would really like to see, is
1) A Cow
2) On a pole
3) With antlers.
Is that too much to ask?
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Ok, now would be a good time to have your nurse come in and take in your horizons a bit. I think they've become a little too broad.
But have you ever seen an elephant fly?
No, but I've seen a Tsetse fly. I once made a stencil of a 10-point whitetail rack and then spray painted antlers on dairy cow crossing signs just be for the opening of deer season. One sign later took a 12 guage Brenneke deer slug smack in the middle but I swear it wasn't me. I'm just the artist. I have a Polaroid of it somewhere. Po·lar·oid (PO-la_Rhoyd)A trademark used for a camera and film that produced instant photographs in the pre-digital camera era. ref: Mom's First Porn Site.
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