March 5, 2008

Obama Swaps Out Hip Hop Videos for New Anthem

Distressed by his public shaming, Barry NMN Obama announced today that he was bagging the hip-hop schtick for a new anthem and a new backing band that can really get his BRAND NEW MESSAGE of hope and change across.

"It's a new morning in America," Obama announced to a press-corps that had been forced to wear ball-gags. "I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the world shall rock out.

"Americans of all colors, creeds, and genders need to ask themselves, 'Are you rocking out better than you were four years ago?' Well, you will with Obama.

"Check out my new group with the new theme song of my campaign that they slapped together.... why just this morning. What?"

[...inaudible, muffled question...]

"Why, yes, I do think that the last few music videos from my supporters had a bit too much of the Nuremberg Rallies in them. You'll see we've overcome that conceptual flaw in the new music. Thank you and since I took 8 questions Monday in the week, that uses up your quota for this week."

Dear Mister Fantasy ,
play us a tune.
Something to make us
all happy.

Do anything.
Take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar.
Make it snappy.

You are the one
who can make us all laugh.
But doing that
you break out in tears.

Please don't be sad
if it was a straight mind you had
We wouldn't have
known you all these years.

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