August 6, 2003

From My "Vile Email" Folder


This morning these subject lines in the exact order received :

"Ready to ENLARGE your penis?" -- from Roger Patel
"Grow your PENIS 2 inches in 2 days!" -- from Alison Kearney
"Want a king-size PENIS is one week?" -- from Hester Ladnert

I think I'm pleased that Roger, Alison and Hester are so concerned and solicitous, but I'm with Henry David Thoreau when he says: "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

Posted by Vanderleun at August 6, 2003 9:15 AM
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