This just in: In order to pull her campaign out of a crash dive into solid concrete, Martha Coakley today issued the following statement:
There has been a lot of talk recently about my position on the Taliban no longer being in Afghanistan and the Boston Red Sox. Let me be clear about this. All the Taliban who were initially in Afghanistan are now in Boston and all the Red Sox fans have moved to Afghanistan.
Posted by Vanderleun at January 16, 2010 9:06 PM