August 24, 2008

Miami Columnist Receives Outline of Obama Acceptance Speech

"Barack Obama, who on Thursday night will receive the nomination in long-overdue recognition of a distinguished career of seeking the nomination. His goal, in his acceptance speech, will be to win over the undecided voters -- the people who are unsure of what he really stands for, or who have received emailed rumors that he is a Muslim, or a socialist, or a vampire, or a lesbian. His goal will be to show, with no disrespect to the Muslim socialist vampire lesbian community, that he is a regular person just like you, except he has Vision and Leadership. After that, he will lay out his specific policies for building a brighter future. Then he will turn into a bat." - Dave Barry: The DNC's on, let the drama begin
Posted by Vanderleun at August 24, 2008 9:25 AM | TrackBack
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Posted by: David McKinnis at August 24, 2008 9:25 PM

Dear Mr. VanDerLeun,

I have been a great fan of Dave Barry for many years. He's right up there with Lewis Grizzard. Keep writing. You're closing in on them.

Regards,
Roy


Posted by: Roy Lofquist at August 24, 2008 10:42 PM

The drama? There will be plenty of dramatics, but it is going to be a comedy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 25, 2008 2:17 PM
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