May 5, 2014

You will be very, very sorry if you actually watch the hidden video. I know I am.

As John Farrier says at Neatorama: "There is little information available about this video,

presumably because everyone associated with it has attempted to destroy all evidence of it, then changed their identities, and disappeared. But I surmise that during the 1990s, there was a direct-to-video production company called Mystic Fire Video. According to co-founder Sheldon Rochlin, it was "very concerned with the transformation of consciousness, not only through spiritual teaching but through art, music, poetry and film."
If you are stupid enough to click the link please do not operate heavy machinery while watching.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 5, 2014 8:11 PM
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Damn you, Gerard Vanderleun, I fall for that gambit every time. I'm getting tired of bleaching my eyes.

Posted by: D S Craft at May 6, 2014 6:43 PM

Damn you, Gerard Vanderleun, I fall for that gambit every time. I'm tired of washing my eyes with bleach.

Posted by: D S Craft at May 6, 2014 8:41 PM

The pleasure is to serve.

Posted by: vanderleun at May 6, 2014 9:16 PM

You're sorry you watched the video, and so you had to drag the rest of us down into this hell with you?

"One morning, when Gerard Vanderleun woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a crab in a bucket. He didn't see why he should be the only one to so suffer, and so he posted a link on his webmag."

Or something like that.

Posted by: Mike James at May 6, 2014 9:18 PM

How about an arranged marriage between this guy and the prancercize lady??
Or is that too horrible to contemplate?

Posted by: flnnelputz at May 7, 2014 7:58 AM

Watching that damn video easily shaved ten points off my I Q.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer Vanderleun!

Posted by: stuart at May 7, 2014 8:34 AM

That was painfully funny. Traumatic for the tots, I imagine. Namblastics - gymnastics for pederasts.

Posted by: Jewel at May 7, 2014 8:57 AM

The yoga guy is Max Thomas:


The video on VHS has a listing on Amazon:

Posted by: chug at May 7, 2014 9:50 AM

Learning something yodaish daily am I.

Posted by: vanderleun at May 7, 2014 1:14 PM

Sorry for the double post. I thought the first attempt didn't take but I guess it did.
'Pardon me, the record's stuck, the record's stuck, the record's stuck.....'

Posted by: D S Craft at May 7, 2014 3:35 PM