June 15, 2010

Actually, if Al Gore Sr. had just been gay it could ALL have been avoided

Revolting mental image of the moment: “Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers," an insider tells Star. "It couldn’t be avoided." -- Star Magazine | News | Exclusive: Al Gore Cheats with Larry David's Ex

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Suddenly that recent purchase of a $9 million mansion in Montecito with the gigantic carbon buttprint begins to make perfect sense. We don't think the endlessly private-jetting green queen Laurie would really like it in Tennessee.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 15, 2010 11:54 AM
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As we know, Larry David was the basis for George on Seinfeld. Leave it to George to lose his wife to an overstuffed mannequin.

Related question: does David get a carbon credit for giving up his wife? I mean, subtracting the 10% silicone?

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 15, 2010 12:04 PM

At least we finally know whose ex is being Gored.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 15, 2010 1:31 PM

Eeeewwwwww.

Posted by: Fat Man at June 15, 2010 2:17 PM

Does this mean that Tipper gets half of the Internets?

Posted by: Bilejones at June 15, 2010 2:28 PM

Blogfather wins:

"Meanwhile, I have to agree with Stacia Goodloe on Facebook: “Please don’t let there be a sex tape, please don’t let there be a sex tape. . . .”"

Posted by: Fat Man at June 15, 2010 2:54 PM

Gagdad Bob makes it look so darned easy. Everyone who's anyone always hates to disagree with Stacia Goodloe, but please, please let there be a sex tape...and a secret love child.

Posted by: Jewel at June 15, 2010 3:02 PM

Jesus Fat Man, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Some things are better left unsaid.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at June 15, 2010 3:03 PM

"In addition to inventing the internet, Laurie, I also invented the glow-in-the-dark ribbed condom. Here, let me show you how it works on your lockbox." In the background, the theme from Love Story softly played.

Posted by: Blastineau at June 15, 2010 3:35 PM

Birds of a feather......

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at June 15, 2010 6:29 PM

Close, but that has to do with flocking.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 15, 2010 6:42 PM

The Star sold out years ago. The much more reliable Weekly World News reports the real reason for the divorce: Al is gay.

Posted by: jim in virginia at June 15, 2010 7:00 PM

Blogfather:
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/101265/

Posted by: Fat Man at June 15, 2010 7:03 PM

"It couldn’t be avoided."

'Cause that's the kind of guy I want leading my country: a fellow that can't control his gonads.

Posted by: Brian Dunbar at June 15, 2010 7:04 PM

And so, continuing a long-standing tradition amongst the democrats who have made executive level (POTUS, VP) in our government (or even run for the offices...Gary Hart, John Edwards), algore cheats on his wife...
If they're willing to screw around behind the back of their wife/mother of their children/best friend, you know damn well they'll screw their country over.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at June 15, 2010 8:56 PM

Some things were better left to the realm of myth and legend than confirmed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at June 16, 2010 6:36 AM

Losing the Presidency reveals the marginal man. Al would dump the beach house, the 100 million, and the new sqeeze over a Pacific cliff for that.

Love of fame is the last thing even learned men can bear to be parted with--Tacitus

Posted by: james wilson at June 16, 2010 7:54 AM
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