March 6, 2008

That $100 Million Apple iFund

mcorleone.jpgPut politely: "We decided the iFund should be $100 million," Doerr said. "That should be enough to start a dozen Amazons, or even four Googles." -- Apple goes after the Blackberry - Mar. 6, 2008

Put less politely: "BlackBerry is dead. Microsoft is dead. Windows Mobile is dead. Amazon is dead. Kindle is dead. Nokia is dead. Motorola was already dead but now they are even more dead. Google's Android is dead. Samsung is dead. LG is dead. Sony is dead. UTStarcom is dead. We've thrown $100 million into an iFund so people can build iApps to sell on iTunes and give us 30% of their iMoney. The coming onslaught of new applications will make iPhone the only smart phone that anyone in the entire world will ever want to use." -- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Happy now, bitches?

Humm, where have we heard that before? Oh, yes: "Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business. Michael Corleone

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Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at March 6, 2008 1:25 PM

Wormer is a dead man!
Marmalard: dead!
Neidermeyer: Dead!

Posted by: Fat Man at March 6, 2008 2:34 PM
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