December 15, 2004

Dysfunctional Gift Suggestions

Do you know someone who has trouble with tailgaters and lane changers? Just get them these balloons.
1) Inflate.
2) Attach to vehicle with tethers of varying lengths.
3) Drive like the wind and watch others just back away from the vehicle.

[Points of origin: Steel-mail to Ramblings' Journal to Charlite]

Posted by Vanderleun at December 15, 2004 8:23 AM
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Posted by: Steel Turman at December 15, 2004 9:03 AM

Are they filled with helium? If they're not, as soon as you stop at a light or are caught in stop-and-go traffic the moron behind you will run them over and destroy them underneath the front wheels of his car.

Posted by: David Katz at December 15, 2004 9:14 AM

Aren't the missiles pointed the wrong way?

Posted by: Cool_1 at December 15, 2004 11:59 AM

can't they flash terse messages as well?

Posted by: divabrain at December 15, 2004 12:21 PM

Check out Dan Simmon's novel "Darwin's Blade". Where people hook up rockets to their pickups for fun, with fun consequences.

Posted by: tk at December 16, 2004 1:20 PM