September 29, 2013

Something Wonderful: "So you want to be a writer?"

by Charles Bukowski

"if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don't do it.
if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don't do it.
if you're doing it for money or
fame,
don't do it.
if you're doing it because you want
women in your bed,
don't do it.
if you have to sit there and
rewrite it again and again,
don't do it.
if it's hard work just thinking about doing it,
don't do it.
if you're trying to write like somebody
else,
forget about it.


if you have to wait for it to roar out of
you,
then wait patiently.
if it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

if you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or to anybody at all,
you're not ready.

don't be like so many writers,
don't be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
don't be dull and boring and
pretentious, don't be consumed with self-
love.
the libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to
sleep
over your kind.
don't add to that.
don't do it.
unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don't do it.
unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don't do it.

when it is truly time,
and if you have been chosen,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

there is no other way.

and there never was."


PS: Don't try.

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In October 1963, Bukowski recounted in a letter to John William Corrington how someone once asked him, “What do you do? How do you write, create?” To which, he replied: “You don’t try. That’s very important: ‘not’ to try, either for Cadillacs, creation or immortality. You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It’s like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like its looks you make a pet out of it.”

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 29, 2013 3:13 PM
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if you're doing it for money

You may be Dostoevski, Shakespeare, Balzac, or Dickens. Lesser lights have lesser motivations.

Posted by: chuck at September 29, 2013 6:11 PM

AKA:


"Slowly, slowly, catchee monkey."

Posted by: Smokey at September 29, 2013 6:41 PM

Thanks, Gerard.

Posted by: AbigailAdams at September 29, 2013 8:12 PM

Yeah.....

There's art, and then there's what Memphis Slim once referred to as "The Rent Situation."

Sometimes it's a case of got to.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at September 29, 2013 8:42 PM

Needed that particular batch of clarification this evening. Thanks.

Posted by: Andy at September 29, 2013 9:05 PM

What a crock of shit. Nobody worked longer or harder at his craft than Bucky. This is just his kind of joke.

Posted by: Casca at September 29, 2013 10:31 PM

As the regulars at Tiny's Heat Wave would say, "That Bukowski's a lucky bastard"

Posted by: Will at September 30, 2013 4:30 AM

Bukowski has neatly expressed the "projectile vomiting" philosophy of writing. It's consistent with his "poetry," at least.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 30, 2013 1:12 PM

You cannot vote the Revolution.
You cannot buy the Revolution.
You can only be the Revolution.
If the torch of freedom doesn't burn in your heart, it is nowhere.

Sounds like snooty Francis Poretto (whom no one bothers to read) took his philosophy straight Bukowski's puking pie hole.

Posted by: Daphne at September 30, 2013 3:24 PM

Some people do write intuitively. But it's not the only way to write, or the best way. It's just a function of whether your brain works that way or not.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at September 30, 2013 7:50 PM

I was thinking of the many writers of all genre that had only 1 or 2 great books, scrolls, clay tablets etc. Most needed a good editor.

I was thinking of all the libraries (like Alexandria)and museums (like in modern Cairo) destroyed through the ages. You can create, but someone has to recognize, edit, publish and preserve it.

Posted by: Grace at October 1, 2013 3:31 PM

"No man but a blockhead wrote, except for money." --Samuel Johnson.

We'll see who remembers Bukowski over 200 years from now.

Posted by: John Ziemba at October 5, 2013 5:40 AM