"Masterlock: Tough Enough for Any Job."
Clickit to Bigit.
My new Desktop!
The pleasure is to serve.
"Dude, did you bring the key?"
"Key? Heather's got the key."
"No I don't, Mark has it."
"Ummm...no I don't."
"Dude, this isn't funny. Who has the Key?"
They're dead, and I'm grateful.
The lumberjacks said "fine, keep this tree, we'll take that one over there".
The rest is history, and so are they.
"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper
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