April 29, 2008

OH YEAH? SEZ YOU! Hey.... Hey.... Honey?

Kate's observation @ small dead animals. ( "If Women Ran The World... Mankind would still be living in caves, albeit with really, really fancy curtains.") brought to mind the following brief bedroom argument from somewhere in the late 1990s:

Her: Do you know what the world would be like with no men in it?
Him: No.
Her: It would be full of happy and fat women!
Him: Oh yeah? Well, do you know what the world would be like with no women in it?
Her: No.
Him: It would be full of men with a lot of money and we'd all live in our trucks!
Her: Really? What would you use for curtains?
Him: Towels!
Her: Make sure they're damp because you're going to need them.
Door slams.

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"Her: Make sure they're damp because you're going to need them."

I don't get it?

Posted by: Fat Man at April 29, 2008 1:11 PM

If ALEXANDRA Fleming had found that moldy orange on HER desk, we would never have had pennicillin, because she would have exclaimed, "EEEWWWWWW! ! !" and tossed the orange in the trash.

Posted by: Roderick Reilly at April 29, 2008 2:27 PM
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