JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. -- The Smoking Gun.
From the PDF of the police report:
[Ed: Okay, we've had our fun. Do you believe it? Author: You got me there. The whole thing reads more like fiction than like fact. It's all a bit too pat and way too elaborate. Until I learn otherwise, let's give Al a mulligan on this one. It's just that when I read "Al Gore" | "crazed sex poodle" it makes me reach for my photoshop. ]Posted by Vanderleun at June 24, 2010 1:43 PM