Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?"
JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. -- The Smoking Gun.
From the PDF of the police report:
[Ed: Okay, we've had our fun. Do you believe it? Author: You got me there. The whole thing reads more like fiction than like fact. It's all a bit too pat and way too elaborate. Until I learn otherwise, let's give Al a mulligan on this one. It's just that when I read "Al Gore" | "crazed sex poodle" it makes me reach for my photoshop. ]
Posted by Vanderleun at June 24, 2010 1:43 PM
Holy Jesus, Gerard. Put a warning on that photo! I'll be having nightmares for weeks!!!
Posted by: Fausta at June 24, 2010 1:54 PM"Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."--Oddball
Posted by: David McKinnis at June 24, 2010 2:41 PMWhen I expressed skepticism about this claim -why did she wait so long to go public?- a friend pointed out that she would have been accusing the ex-VPOTUS, a man that was practically beautified (St. Al!) at the time.
Now that his image has been tarnished by reports of infidelity, buttressed by the fact that wifey has bailed, he's not so teflon anymore.
She may merely feel that she has a chance to be taken seriously this time.
OTOH, maybe she's just a lying goldigger.
Maybe. But we KNOW that Al is a lying SOB.
Posted by: bud at June 24, 2010 3:21 PMEverywhere he goes now, he thinks he's entitled to a piece prize.
Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 24, 2010 3:37 PMThen again, maybe he was just auditioning for a talk show on CNN.
Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 24, 2010 3:40 PMI heard that his spokesperson said something like "no comment," which is a little odd.
If he didn't do it, I would expect something like: "what a bunch of lies coming from this psycho masseuse's mouth. Al Gore is totally innocent of her ridiculous claims and intends to seek damages...." Instead, just a lukewarm denial. But, maybe I'm missing something.
Posted by: Patty at June 24, 2010 4:27 PMAAAAHHHH, lets screw'em both up. Anytime one has a chance to bag to crazies with one tube of paint, go for it!
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at June 24, 2010 4:32 PMEeeeew....and all that entails.
Posted by: Jewel at June 24, 2010 5:55 PMLet's face it. The whole thing has more flakes than Kellogg's factory.
"No comment" stated flatly and repeated until the last ding-dong of doom is the smart play here.
Sort of like, "Don't feed the troll."
Posted by: vanderleun at June 24, 2010 11:31 PMThe second release? Sounds like Al suffers from premature echakralation when being massaged in close proximity to his lockbox.
Posted by: westsoundmodern at June 25, 2010 12:09 AMThis sounds like a badly written Penthouse Forum story...
Posted by: Cheezburgrrr at June 25, 2010 6:20 AMYeah but is he a carbon neutered poodle?
Posted by: monkeyfan at June 25, 2010 7:39 AMOf course, it's not made up - you can't make this stuff up.
Damn funny, Al trying to create his very own personal global warming experience.
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