PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't Obama be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't Obama be like that?
Why does Obama do what the Socialists do
Can't Obama learn to use his head?
Why does he do everything the Leftists do?
Why doesn't he grow in office like George Bush instead?
Why can't Obama take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't kick your ass for hours?
COLONEL PICKERING: Of course not.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Would you be livid if I knocked off a dictator or two?
COLONEL PICKERING: Nonsense.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Would you be wounded if I never abused my powers?
COLONEL PICKERING: Never.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Well, why can't Obama be like you?
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't Obama be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps;
Ready to help you through any mishaps;
Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum.
Why can't Obama be a chum?
Why is thinking something Leftists never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Taxing us and spending's all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't Obama behave like a man?
If I was Obama who'd been to a spill,
Been hailed as a savior famous for chill;
Would I be bitching like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my brain were in my ass?
Would I run off and golf wherever I'm going?
Why can't Obama show some class?
If you are not a man, you can not be expected to act like a man. If you lack class, then you don't have any to show. The only venue Obama would fit into without a stretch would be with street thugs. Even the Mafia is too classy for him.
Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at June 11, 2010 5:18 AMBut how easy and how hopeless to teach these fine things! Of erections, how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale!
Look at him, a prisoner of Chicago,
Condemned to sound just like his old friend Blago.
Soon his party will be taken out and stomped,
Because he tried to speak without being telepromp'd!
I don't want him to act more like a man. Then he'd be even more dangerous. I want him to do everything possible so that more and more people find him not only disagreable, but downright repellent.
He should, for instance, listen to Woody Allen and pardon Roman Polanski. I would love for him to do that. Wouldn't that be delicious?
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at June 11, 2010 10:05 AMIt just is not in him.
Posted by: Pete Madsen at June 11, 2010 2:44 PMHe should, for instance, listen to Woody Allen and pardon Roman Polanski.
Yep, he should also play more golf, and really work on lowering his handicap. The more he focuses on that, the less time he has to bugger our country.
Posted by: waltj at June 12, 2010 2:31 AMBecause if he could, he'd be Janet Reno. I thought you knew that.
Posted by: Jewel at June 12, 2010 3:46 AMNow I can't stop humming this. If I had the voice for it, I'd overdub your lyrics. I see a Broadway Musical here.
Posted by: TRKOF at June 13, 2010 6:34 AM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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