November 14, 2009

Mao's Jacket Fits Oba-Mao


It probably works like this. Every morning when Obama rises he takes a deep and refreshing hot coffee high-colonic. During this meditative phase of his day he thinks,

"Let's see... how can I show my contempt for America in a manner not previously thought possible? Last week I was giving the American flag my trademarked "crotch salute."** A day or so ago I was bending over for the Emperor of Japan. Humm, what's left? I know, I'll put on the biggest mass murderer of the 20th century's signature jacket for my photo-op. And some lip gloss! And pantyhose! Fuck yeah! [Fist pump]"

Don't think so? Then, as Bird Dog notes, "figure out these photos of the O in a Mao jacket from today or yesterday.

Good grief. Never thought I'd see the day that an American Pres would put on a Mao jacket. It sends a peculiar message. I would wear a tutu before I'd put on one of those - except maybe for Halloween. -- Life imitates satire - Maggie's Farm

**Signature Crotch Salute as the Flag passes:


Posted by Vanderleun at November 14, 2009 1:56 PM
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I thought this was photoshop when I first saw this. Good Grief!

Posted by: DanO at November 15, 2009 1:04 AM

Not to mention the signature phoney smile. I'll bet you could paste it right into that sequence of 47 smiles that went viral a few weeks ago and there wouldn't be even a jiggle in the image. If there was a President who was phonier than Obama, I'd like someone to tell me who it was.

Okay, I'll grant Carter an honorable mention, but Obama is in a league of his own.

Posted by: sherlock at November 15, 2009 4:01 AM

I suppose we should be grateful he isn't wearing hot pink.

Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at November 15, 2009 4:15 AM

He's a fascist. Fascists love mass murderers and want to emulate them in all ways.

Posted by: St. Thor at November 15, 2009 6:30 AM

I think the other option was a "red" commie shirt. He stuck with his party by selecting the "blue" commie shirt.

Posted by: Western Chauvinist at November 15, 2009 6:32 AM

He's just fantasizing that absolutely everyone is saluting him. Having voted for this self-inflating marxist sex doll should be a crime.

Posted by: askmom at November 15, 2009 7:48 AM

Have to be the dissenter here: the bow in Japan was probably a good thing. Bowing in Japan absolutely does not mean what it means to us here in the west. It is not like Obama sat in the assembly of Nebucadnezzer and , unlike Daniel, instead of defying the king went ahead and bowed to the graven image. No. Bowing in Japan is a sign of basic everyday decency. Everyone does it and on official occassions it takes on official significance. A powerful man who bows deeply to another is showing the ultimate sign of respect. With that bow Obama just won over Japan for anything America could want or need from Japan for the remainder of his presidency. From here on out whatever Obama wants from Japan, the 2nd most powerful economy in the world, he can get. No Kidding.

Posted by: Das at November 15, 2009 8:43 AM

p.s. As far as the Mao suit well, lighten up everybody. OK it came about during the reign of a mass murderer. That didn't seem to stop the youth of the world from zipping around in one of Hitler's staff vehicles after WWII (the VW Bug)....

Posted by: Das at November 15, 2009 8:47 AM

Un-fricking believable!

Posted by: Captain Dave at November 15, 2009 9:17 AM


Posted by: reliapundit at November 15, 2009 11:21 AM

What is the deal with all the ball-cupping and this guy?

Is that what living with Michelle has done to him?

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at November 15, 2009 12:42 PM

Poor sad fucker, imagine how ignored he was as a child to cry so for attention now.

Posted by: dr kill at November 15, 2009 3:57 PM

Not to break the bad news but O is following his predecesser W:

Posted by: McKiernan at November 15, 2009 5:57 PM


Whatever that is [on Bush], its not a Mao jacket... but do play again soon.

They don't make Mao robes...

Posted by: thomass at November 15, 2009 6:11 PM

Mao died 33 years and guess who slobbered up to him, first ?

Richard Milhous and Henry of Kissinger.

Posted by: McKiernan at November 15, 2009 7:05 PM

It's not time to worry yet. When he starts strolling around in a military uniform and awarding himself medals...then it's time to worry.

Posted by: Kelly at November 15, 2009 7:10 PM

But, but he's our first Pacific President.

Duzn't that count ?

Posted by: McKiernan at November 15, 2009 7:11 PM

Das - You are delusional. Doing the bow thing in Japan wrong and this one was wrong squared, is highly insulting. The little grimace/smile you see on the Emperor's face right after? THAT, my man, is how a Japanese man correctly shows absolute base, deep embarrassment. And you never, ever touch the person being bowed to when doing the bow. That is another insult. The Won would have been better off doing the "Stupid Gaijin", not bowing than screwing it up. I could hear the collective gasp of the Japanese nation from here.

As Takuan Seiyo said:

"Foreigners are not expected to bow, as they lack the requisite knowledge of the elaborate etiquette governing this for at least 1000 years. .... This BHO bow, because of its degree of declination and the shamefully rounded back, is in Japanese eyes the bow of a crippled toilet attendant to his supreme master."

Here's 25cents, go find a clue.

Posted by: RagnarD at November 15, 2009 8:55 PM

You people worry to much have more faith. . . like idiocracy proved there are a fuck load of dumbasses in the world. . .but we have the right to bear arms and abolish the government. . . so i say let obama fuck shit up as much as possible. hes good at it, and it hasnt even been a year. . . because at the end of the day the strong will beat the weak. . . and all the idiots will follow obama into oblivion. . .so i say again go out and by yourself a gun and learn to use it.

Posted by: Twisted Hawaiin at November 16, 2009 1:15 PM


Have to be the dissenter here: the bow in Japan was probably a good thing. Bowing in Japan absolutely does not mean what it means to us here in the west.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Here's how everyone ELSE does it.

Can you sing..."One of these things is not like the other..."

I knew ya could.


Posted by: O Bloody Hell at November 16, 2009 2:26 PM

Gotta be a photoshop. He wouldn't do that would he?

Posted by: austin personal trainers at November 16, 2009 4:23 PM

Good one, O Bloody Hell at November 16, 2009 2:26 PM:

Have you since seen the video posted by the U Conn college Republicans?

Really, the best part is going to YouTube and reading the comments as the frantic ObamaBots jump, in one after another, trying to defend that close up shoe top inspection by The One.

For the U Conn college Republicans' post, here is their link.

And, for just the YouTube link you can click here.

Posted by: Trochilus at November 17, 2009 7:35 AM

I've had just about 2,000 hits on my Youtube capture of Charles Krauthammer refering to Baby Jesus Obama last night.


Posted by: Cathy at November 17, 2009 10:30 AM

If comments that exceeded the stupidity limit, on this site, were expunged, you'd have a blank page.
(except for my comments, of course).
It doesn’t take much for right wing morons across the country to get their collective panties in a bunch. Any lie will do. The picture with the military men was taken during Memorial Day Services in 2009. It was taken as the President of the United States came on stage. The band was playing “Hail to the Chief”. He was the recipient of the salute.

However, don’t let the facts get in the way of some good racist, fascist, fox “news” following hatred. It seems that the retardlican fascist party, and their media arm fox “news”, doesn’t have to do much to get their minions going.

Jeez, I don’t think that Goebbels had it so easy.

The radical right is made up of anti-American, anti-freedom, racist vermin who would be more at home in a theocracy like saudi arabia where they can practice their intolerance with impunity.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: talis4 at November 17, 2009 1:18 PM

omaoma, obowma, omaoma, obowma,
Let's call the whole thing OFF!

Posted by: Cheezburgrrr at November 17, 2009 3:05 PM

Mao's over. Capitalism kicked his ass, and all Obama got was this crappy, Mao jacket.

Posted by: robert61 at November 17, 2009 10:17 PM

The United Sates is going to hell in hand basket, starting when Nixon took us off the Gold standard, Clinton gave the away the store on the alter of so called "free-trade" and Bush plunged us into war and debt so bad there are no words to cover the mess, and folks are worried about Obama in a red jacket? I don't give a sh** what he's wearing. Get us out of that mess in the middle east and balance the damned budget so we aren't kissing the ass' of the Chinese so they'll service our debt.

Posted by: Kathy Butler at December 14, 2009 10:32 AM

That is not a "Mao Jacket" by the way. Why don't you google image, "Mao Jacket" not that it matters to someone like you.

And now I must be off to practice some more personal self-intercourse.

Posted by: at September 7, 2010 6:16 PM

Obama is a piece of shit. Hu is a piece of shit. They go well together.

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