Don't let Tojo turn you into a unwitting freeway kamikaze for the "Divine Emperor"! At the U.S. Department of General Motors, our G-Men are working 'round the clock to stop Jap sneak attacks on America's publicly owned automotive industrial arsenal. But here on the home front, America's vehicular victory requires the vigilance of regular Joes and Janes like you. Together we can Shun the Huns and Nip the Nips, and send 'em packing their non-union Priuses back to Yokohama!
Warning! Consuming hot beverages while reading it all is not recommended.
Posted by Vanderleun at February 27, 2010 3:23 PM
Hey, one of the reasons I bought a Mitsubishi is that they manufactured the Zero. It was a true pilot's aircraft and ruled the skies until the Hellcat came along.
Posted by: at February 27, 2010 4:34 PMIowahawk doesn't allow comments, so I hope he comes over here to read them. This was another world-class gem. Dave, you are definitely one of the finest satirists anywhere. I can always count on Iowahawk for a genuine laugh out loud. You skewer the weenies like the beef headed brochettes they are, and roast them on the open flame of white hot wit. Go, Iowahwak!
JWM
Posted by: jwm at February 27, 2010 4:39 PMGreat satire. Surprized to see the audi logo rather than VW. Caption could be "Death to the cometition, er I mean evil axis."
Posted by: m at February 27, 2010 5:06 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5O9Imbpe6Q
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2010 10:16 PMQuite right, and wonderfully told. If GMC built cars that weren't scrap metal as soon as they came off the assembly line then they wouldn't have needed a bailout. One might have thought that lesson would have been learnt from their socialist brothers-in-arms in British Leyland, but...
Posted by: Fletcher Christian at February 28, 2010 2:18 AMIndeed VW logo would've been better since it was Hitler's pet project. Though Audi is a part of VW empire & had acceleration troubles similar to Toyotas, but why there's a BMW in the picture?
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