July 28, 2010

Sign Obama's Birthday Card -- Bumped with "Actual Messages" Honest.

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Personal Note is "Optional" but don't overlook this chance to send him a very special sentiment: Organizing for America | BarackObama.com | Happy Birthday President Obama

UPDATE: WyBlog's gotten a peek at who's signing Barry's birthday card

Here are some actual birthday wishes, sent to El Jefe by his loyal minions, sometime yesterday afternoon.

"Hey roomie, I get the top bunk!" - Rod Blagojevich

"Don't you know those candles cause Global Warming?" - Al Gore

"Thanks for the house!" - Auntie Zeitumi

"House? You bought her a house?" - George Obama

"Dude, where's my Green Card?" - George Obama

"Are you sure it's really your birthday?" - Orly Taitz

"49 is a Big Effing Deal!" - Joe Biden

"Yeah, some party, thanks for not inviting me. Go back to Kenya." - Helen Thomas

"We can't sign your card because we can't see through our tears of joy." - JournoList

"Cake! Somebody told me there would be cake!" - Bill Clinton

"I baked it myself!" - Hillary Clinton

"Mom, why won't you bake my wedding cake?" - Chelsea Clinton

"Will you Clintons shut up already!" - Michelle Obama

"Happy Birthday honey, now move over so my mother can get more cake." - Michelle Obama

"What's Michelle got that I ain't got?" - Katha Pollitt

"Hey, I was gonna write that!" - Maureen Dowd

"Can you give me some pointers with my four iron? And Katha's number?" - Tiger Woods

"Great, now if I don't sign some white guy's birthday card Glenn Beck will get me fired from my new job."
- Shirley Sherrod

Posted by Vanderleun at July 28, 2010 12:09 PM
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"Don't tempt me..."

Posted by: newton at July 27, 2010 12:41 PM

I better pass, I'm in enuf trouble ;-)

Posted by: Bunni at July 27, 2010 1:08 PM

You are one, naughty old man, old man.

Posted by: Jewel at July 27, 2010 1:46 PM

Maybe I'm just dense. What's with the tooth?

Posted by: David McKinnis at July 27, 2010 3:17 PM

David, that's poop. It explains his s*** eating grin. And Bunni, I guess I'll see you in the camp.

Posted by: Talnik at July 27, 2010 3:59 PM

I'm still trying to decide whether he was born or whelped.

Posted by: Blastineau at July 27, 2010 4:12 PM

If you rifle through his hair, Blastineau, mayhap you'll find a couple three sixes.

Posted by: Jewel at July 27, 2010 4:25 PM

sorry to be the oine to informn y'all but you're late & missed his birtherday by months.

barack hussein was born on 22 safar, and this year that fell on 2/14 - and barry and michelle qlready celebrated it --- together.

hence they have no need to be together on the "christian" anniversary of that date.

Posted by: reliapundit at July 27, 2010 5:42 PM

I'll be at the party lots of cake to land on.

Posted by: Fly at July 27, 2010 8:41 PM

Derf!

Posted by: David McKinnis at July 27, 2010 8:50 PM

Well, crap, I didn't get the email from Michelle and I've been on the WH press office email list since before inauguration. I am really bummed. Well, no birthday card from me!

Posted by: Donald Sensing at July 28, 2010 7:50 AM

Do you know who really sired this event? Much love son! Frank Davis

Posted by: Frank P at July 29, 2010 7:12 AM

Ha Ha sent my best wishes.

Dear half brother, Happy Birthday, you get nice card, I get crappy hut. Please send money via Nigerian wire to George Hussein Onyango Obama.

Posted by: Chris at July 29, 2010 10:12 AM

In lieu of a invitation to our daughter's wedding, we are sending you this lousy birthday card.

Best wishes (not really)
The Clintons

Posted by: Sadie at July 29, 2010 2:25 PM

Dear Barack,

Keep leading America in your direction and you'll have many more birthdays like me.

Love,
Fidel Castro

Posted by: Fidel at August 1, 2010 12:14 PM

Happy Birthday Sir! Good luck in your efforts to fix our beloved country and in the continued efforts to deal with the oil spill in the gulf. Best wishes to you and your family.

Posted by: Karen Denninger at August 1, 2010 3:27 PM

Dear Mr. President,

I've got my knee pads on, are you ready for your present?

Joy Behar

Posted by: Joy Behar at August 1, 2010 6:21 PM

Hey! Happy Birthday, you superhero. Saving the world one letter at a time,
Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Maggie♥

Posted by: Maggie at August 5, 2010 7:41 AM
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