December 3, 2009

Barbara Boxer, Member of Parliament?

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Barbara Boxer, before whom no man or microphone is safe from being engulfed.

Morgan @ House of Eratosthenes quotes the certifiably brain dead "I-am-woman-hear-me-carp senator" from California in high dudgeon over Climategate:

“You call it ‘Climategate’; I call it ‘E-mail-theft-gate,’” she said during a committee meeting. “Whatever it is, the main issue is, Are we facing global warming or are we not? I’m looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public. We may well have a hearing on this, we may not. We may have a briefing for senators, we may not,” Boxer said. “Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated."
Could someone inform the Senator from the alternate universe of Marin that she needs to be a British citizen and be elected to Parliament before she can formally investigate anything that goes on in England? After that, could someone inform the people of California that having a Senator with a functioning brain might be of help to them during their current and coming tribulations?

Posted by Vanderleun at December 3, 2009 8:13 PM
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That photo is quite remarkable. There must be an interesting story behind it.

Posted by: charris at December 3, 2009 8:32 PM

After that, could someone inform the people of California that having a Senator with a functioning brain might be of help to them during their current and coming tribulations?

*Sigh*...we deserve that, I guess...

I'm out there, every six goddamn years, no later than 7:15 a.m., tryin' to get her out...fourth lap around the track, next fall.

Find your favorite conservative heartland state, drop San Francisco into the middle of it. Add some perfect weather twelve months a year, and you've got California. With the same wretched voting history. And, in the space of a single generation, the same budgetary woes and the same stark-raving-mad senator.

Anyway. All I can do is vote, write to her "office," and blog. Thanks for the link, m'friend.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at December 3, 2009 8:39 PM

I watched it on YouTube and was screaming the same sort of thing.
This ain't England, you dumb b***h!!!

I live in CA too. (I am so sorry, America)) I'm working my butt off getting this harridan outta here. My GAWD I hate this ugly bag of mostly grey-water.

Posted by: Patvann at December 3, 2009 10:03 PM

The phrase "lipstick on a pig" comes to mind. And then is quickly forgotten.

See, this is why you shouldn't mummify yourself at home. Leave it to professionals!


Posted by: Lance de Boyle at December 3, 2009 11:49 PM

They'll figure out how to steal our money no matter what the fact are.

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxbitch, yeah, I'm the taxbitch

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxbitch, yeah I'm the taxbitch

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxbitch!
Cos I'm the taxbitch, yeah I'm the taxbitch

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
Cos I'm the taxbitch, yeah, I'm the taxbitch

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I'm the taxbitch, yeah, I'm the taxbitch

And you're working for no one but me
Taxbitch!

Posted by: JD at December 4, 2009 4:43 AM

One too many visits to the tanning booth, Barb.

Posted by: ahem at December 4, 2009 4:50 AM

“Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated."

I agree with the Senator, an investigation into criminal activity is warranted…on the whole Global Warming fiasco.

Posted by: tim at December 4, 2009 5:23 AM

Hey, it's Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 4, 2009 6:22 AM

We need to have have each legislator take an iq test before they serve. Anything below 100 disqualifies them from office.

Posted by: wildman at December 4, 2009 8:20 AM

Email theft=criminal activity. I'm sure she'll be calling for hearings on the Palin email hacker any day now.

Posted by: Sep at December 4, 2009 9:45 AM

When I worked for a Member of Congress back in the late '80s, early 90s, Babs was still a Congresswoman. I had to sit in on a meeting with her and my boss. When we left, my boss was livid. She looked at me and asked how I thought the meeting had gone. All I could say is that I couldn't believe how stupid "that woman" is. My boss let loose invective that would have made a longshoreman blush. She had no tolerance for dumb. I lived in Maryland then.

Now I live in California and from the day I registered to vote here, I've been working to get this hag unelected. What you see in public is just the tip of the iceberg of her depth of stupidity.

Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) at December 4, 2009 12:03 PM

""""" Hey, it's Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!! """""

Hey, no need to insult Texans that way!

By the way, The Senate's staff voted her as "Definitely Not a Rocket Scientist" in an internal tongue-in-cheek poll of Senatorial intelligence. That makes her nematodal status virtually official.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 4, 2009 12:10 PM

It may be uninformed and stupid, but it's also misdirection. Focus on the hacker and illegal activity rather then the issue. Frankly, it's a poor and transparent attempt, and alternative media is likely to bypass the roadblocks the MSM puts in place. Very likely to backfire.

Posted by: Colin at December 4, 2009 12:13 PM

Is that Boxer or an antique, leather octogenarian blow-up doll with life-like "pleasure-giving open mouth?"

Posted by: Blastineau at December 4, 2009 1:15 PM

She is the worst kind of dumb. Too dumb to know how dumb she really is. Sort of like Obama.

Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) at December 4, 2009 1:38 PM

"Is that Boxer or an antique, leather octogenarian blow-up doll with life-like 'pleasure-giving open mouth?'"

Yes.

Since she wants to investigate things in Britain so much, I say we give her a one-way ticket to the UK and let her have at it. I'm sure the Brits would tire of her very quickly. Or maybe not, considering the state of British politics these days. But it would get her out of the States.

Posted by: at December 4, 2009 6:49 PM

Sorry, that was me at 6:49.

Note to self: Remember to replace the name and email after deleting the cache...

Posted by: waltj at December 4, 2009 6:58 PM
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