"We've examined the case" said General 'Buck' Turgidson, "and have determined that to place this boy in jail would be a waste of a trained asset. Pfc. Manning will, instead, will be assigned to walking very deep-point on the Afghan Pakistan border disguised in a fright wig and a Fuck Allah Gimme My Virgins Now t-shirt. We'll have him covered by a Predator with a web-cam. It'll make the finest training film since Dr. Strangelove."
General 'Buck' Turgidson also noted that the Pentagon is seeking to recruit professional albino and incest victim Julian Assange of Wikileaks to a goat stake in a mountain valley just outside of Qandahar.
"In a full burqua with about a pound of lard smeared on his slim pale body," Turgidson said, "we don't see how the Taliban will be able to resist him."
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Posted by Vanderleun at July 27, 2010 10:49 AM
What a pity I'm too obese to enlist.
I know that after having fought weight gain in my earlier years it would be tough for me to have a go at the Islamofascists.
But I take pleasure in hating that stealth Islamofascist that currently passes for our president.
Posted by: Arthurstone at July 27, 2010 3:27 PMGood God, so that's Julian Assange? How appropriate his effeminate/degenerate appearance is to both his name and worldview. He belongs in jail with a large tattooed butt-buddy.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at July 28, 2010 10:43 AMHeard the WikiFuk on NPR with perpetual scold Amy Goodman. He has a rather exalted opinion of himself. Typical lefty prog
Seems he forgot editing his famous tape, removing a jihadi-cum-RPG just before his playgroup was vaporized by the Infidel Gunship. Transparency
Releasing names of Afghanis who assist us ? And SSNs of US servicemen and women ?
Noble ! Journalism ! .....
Posted by: OhioDude at July 28, 2010 5:22 PM
He belongs in jail with a large tattooed butt-buddy.
Nah, Julian Assnugget would probably like it. My preference would be to see Mr. WikiPukes in solitary, with no human contact whatsoever. In a windowless, soundproof cell, without sharp corners, movable objects, or hard surfaces, kept at a constant 72 degrees, and lighted 24/7. For the rest of his miserable life. He'd wish for one of those Taliban torture chambers before long.
Posted by: waltj at July 29, 2010 9:03 AMI say, there is something terribly British-looking about this...chap.
Posted by: Fred Beloit at August 2, 2010 7:06 AMPeople, he's a friggin' ALBINO.
You don't want him in a dank, dark windowless cell. You want him in a cell constantly flooded from all angles with UV sun lamps.
Let's see if he sparkles before he bursts into flame.
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