August 2, 2009

Smackdown: Megan Fox vs. 2 Extremely Unattractive Nerds

"Megan fox could cause a hormonal imbalance in a comatose galapagos
-- Commenter Flannelputz

Note to Asylum AOL nerds and nerdettes: It is fine to announce 'A Day Without Megan Fox' ...

But on August 4, that all changes, as Asylum bands together with the other manly sites of the Web in an Internet-wide media ban on all things Megan Fox. After the jump, see our explanation and find out how you can help.
.... we understand the pressure neutered nerds of all 6 sexual persuasions are under when it comes to:

MEGAN FOX. Here seen promoting environmentally-friendly faux fur.

But, puhlease dear nerd and nerdette...., never, EVAH, again announce it by making a video that requires us to see the dubious physique and hair coverage of one constrasted against the receding chin state and prolapsed cleavage of the other. It is the eyes to bleeding be....

Looking at this video just makes us want to learn the braille web. And then we'd miss out on....

MORE MEGAN FOX! Seen here doing her important work of promoting literacy.

Posted by Vanderleun at August 2, 2009 5:24 PM
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Megan fox could cause a hormonal imbalance in a comatose galapagos tortoise. She is a force of nature.

Posted by: flt annelputz at August 3, 2009 7:11 AM