November 26, 2008

Obama Operative Sneaks Into White House


"30-Lb. Mystery Turkey Reaches White House":

A 30-pound turkey, cooped in a miniature White House, arrived at the White House yesterday and was admitted, though he had no credentials whatsoever. "There was nothing attached to the turkey showing the donor, but we understand that one was coming from someplace in Chicago," said an official at the White House. "The mystery," it was stated, "will probably be solved within a day or two." -- Mystery Meat: Shorpy Photo Archive
It might be the drool-cup clad Gail Collins from the The New York Obama Daily Newsletter. It might be a Clintonista retread. It might be the Big O himself. In any case, a pardon from President Bush will probably be the last this turkey gets.

Posted by Vanderleun at November 26, 2008 12:05 PM
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