Okay, here's how it's going to be.
I'm going to tell you, with complete sincerity and as honestly as I can, not to click on the play button of the video below.
In fact, I'm going to warn you -- as strenuously as I can -- that clicking on that play button is going to expose you to some extreme internet dementia that will make no sense and waste the two and a half minutes of your life it will take to watch it. And, having watched it, you will be no wiser then you are now and probably a good deal dumber.
Having done this, you are going to click it anyway.
Sigh. See, that's why you can't have nice things.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 18, 2012 12:04 AM
I'm sold. Where can I get some?
Are U.S. distribution rights available?
Posted by: Mike at March 18, 2012 1:19 AMI'm going to have to get some of that. I'm really getting tired of all the panda rape.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at March 18, 2012 2:18 AMYou need to remove the warning and URGE people to watch that. Unless getting them to watch the video by telling them NOT to watch the video was the plan, all along. You very smaht, Meestah Vanderloin!
Posted by: Jewel at March 18, 2012 7:07 AMWrong on all counts, Gerard. Everything is better now that I've watched it.
Posted by: Andy at March 18, 2012 7:10 AMI didn't watch. I feel somehow out of place, but I guess that's a new and fun experience here on them internets. Maybe I should have signed in as RutherB!
Posted by: Mike at March 18, 2012 7:36 AMBest. Commercial. Ever.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2012 7:42 AMIsn't it just a copy of the Brawndo ads?
Posted by: at March 18, 2012 8:39 AMThis makes about as much sense as that Fluke slut's so-called "congressional testimony."
A couple of obscure connections: Importer, Roland Grybauskas, dated my sister-in-law hyears ago. His daughter sent this video to her old teacher, who's my niece on the other side and posted it on my FB page a few days ago.
Makes us Lithuanians proud-- though the Lithuanian-language version you can also find on the YouTube page isn't nearly as profane. Glad you found it, Gerard--
Posted by: Al Johnson at March 18, 2012 11:55 AMMy life will never be the same.
Need fries. And a JET FIGHTER.
Crossbow, crossbow...?
Gerard, didn't you read the warning regarding reposting at the end? You are DOOMED!
Posted by: brian at March 18, 2012 9:52 PMAt first I thought that it was a Dennis Kucinich re-election commercial. And then I realized that it was too sane for Dennis.
Posted by: physics geek at March 19, 2012 8:43 AMThis is Lithuanian. I used to drink it when I lived there. Vytautas is a first name... the short version is Vytas, like Vytas as in Vytas Gerulaitis...
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