June 8, 2011

Dear Mrs. Obama, Shut. Up. Seriously. Just Shut Your Big Fat Mouth. Please temper your condescension.

When it comes to tone-deaf DC twit of the year, she really has no equal except when her husband is talking: Party time again: Michelle Obama explains the Angela Merkel state dinner for you guys without invites


"And these are -- this is what the tables are going to look like, so everybody take a look.

"But we also like to use it as an opportunity to educate you guys and give you a chance to be in on what's going to happen tonight, right? You guys live in Washington. You live in the Washington, D.C. area. People -- you read about these state visits. But how often is it that you get a chance to get a little piece of it, right?

"So that's why all of the staff, everyone that works on the state dinners -- this is really one of the best parts of the dinner, is inviting you guys in and letting you get a little peek.

"So I want you all to know that no matter where you come from, or what you look like, or how much money your family may have, you can have a real impact on the world. And that's a message that we try to tell young people all across the world.

"And tonight is special because the President and I, in addition to hosting the Chancellor and her husband -- the President is going to give the Chancellor the Medal of Freedom, which is the higher honor that any civilian can receive from the President of the United States. So that's pretty cool. She’s really excited about that."

If she keeps going on like this, I'm going to start to believe the kids are rentals.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 8, 2011 6:54 PM
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I am NOT one of her "guys".

The children are animatronic.


Posted by: at June 8, 2011 7:09 PM

So the best part of hosting state dinners is teasing ugly and poor children with it, thus making them educated and impactful, which also helps all other children in the world be educated and impactful, as well. (?) UmKay.

Posted by: Patvann at June 8, 2011 9:27 PM

They're from black Chicago. Straight from the mold, they are self-entitled, arrogant, and just a touch crazy. Oh yes, nuttier than squirrel shit. Where else could a Jeremiah Wright prosper, but among those who are certain that the CIA created AIDS to kill blacks? That is a fundamental belief of the faith in black Chicago.

Posted by: Casca at June 9, 2011 4:39 AM

Inspiring. Like a Rebecca Black song. German Chancellor so excited.. she so excited.. she get a medal from my baby daddy!

Posted by: RedCarolina at June 9, 2011 6:17 AM

"The tablecloths are sequined, of course. The gold-rimmed china is old stuff left over from the failed eight years of you-know-who from Texas."


Who needs an actual president and first lady in the Kingdom of White Guilt?

Posted by: RedCarolina at June 9, 2011 6:25 AM

At least Marie Antoinette was a looker.

And she didn't need a Manners Assistant to tell her, "No, Dear, we don't eat our peas with a knife."

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at June 9, 2011 6:31 AM

"Nuttier than squirrel shit" has been added to my lexicon.

Thank you Casca.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at June 9, 2011 11:34 AM