July 21, 2011

And the Oscar for the Best Blowjob Given to the President From the Left In the Last Half-Hour Goes To...

Dan Warren! For his " 32-minute audio fable titled Son of Strelka, Son of God."

[Warning: Before watching video place fully lined small wastebasket next to you in case involuntary projectile vomiting erupts.]


Dave Weigel does the heavy lifting in Son of Strelka, Son of God: Obama narrates a new creation myth. probably because he gets paid:

Over the next four years, Warren did just that. Obama's soothing, clipped baritone became the basis for a 32-minute audio fable titled Son of Strelka, Son of God. (Strelka was one of the Soviet dogs sent into space.) It is possibly the strangest-ever use of the Obama brand. (I say this allowing for the Obama Chia Pet, the "Head of State" sex toy, and anything will.i.am has attacked with an auto-tune program and a Fergie solo vocal.) Warren, a 39-year old scientist who "works at the interface of evolution and ecology," has out-weirded them all.

Posted by Vanderleun at July 21, 2011 1:21 PM
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I can't take the sound of the One's voice. I just can't bring myself to listen to it.

Posted by: Jewel at July 21, 2011 8:31 PM

Bill Ayers must have been tripping when he wrote Dreams of My Father.

Posted by: RedCarolina at July 22, 2011 7:00 AM

How much did they pay The Kenyan Kumstain for narrating that piece of shit?

Posted by: Blastineau at July 22, 2011 11:30 AM
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