If this doesn't just stop you in mid-thought and sit you down, I don't know what will. I certainly think this important research should get fully funded. This is the plan:
"Your contributions will let us travel to a farm in Quebec, Canada that has trained male ducks to provide sperm for artificial insemination. We will let these ducks copulate with a series of transparent model oviducts fitted with force transducers – the process is harmless to the ducks, and isn’t much different from the way the farmers collect sperm. As each duck everts his penis, we will simultaneously film it with high-speed video and measure how hard it hits the wall of the model oviduct."
HT: The depraved David Thompson.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 17, 2011 8:50 PM
Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: cond0010 at November 18, 2011 3:13 AMSo if I understand it, they're asking for contributions for duck dick diagnostics?
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