April 1, 2010

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Posted by Vanderleun at April 1, 2010 1:56 PM
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Is this a very bad April Fool? Sorry, but I will. not. click a link to The vermin Perez Hilton's site.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at April 1, 2010 5:19 PM

This has a smell... It's a smelly smell.... It's the smell of BULLCRAP!!

Posted by: Duncan at April 1, 2010 5:36 PM

Classy.

Posted by: Aquila at April 1, 2010 5:47 PM

Who is this Perez Hilton?

Posted by: phil g at April 1, 2010 6:04 PM

God, I loathe April First on the Internet.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at April 1, 2010 6:19 PM

The saddest thing about all this can be found in the comments on his blog. To read the mournful thoughts of those poor sheeple who bought the whole thing at face value, without even the first thought of "you know, this IS April Fool's Day - maaaaybe I should check somewhere else for verification before I start crying in my vodka martini."

Posted by: TN Tuxedo at April 1, 2010 6:58 PM

Aquila, doncha know that Perez Hilton is some kinda cool gay wordplay, like Marilyn Manson.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Perez Hilton and Marilyn Manson had one of those gay marriage thingies?!? They could be Perez Manson and Marilyn Hilton.

... ooooh, that was really stupid.

Posted by: edaddy at April 1, 2010 7:02 PM

I heard Perez Hilton got ass-raped by an AIDS infected chimpanzee.

Ha Ha April fools.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at April 1, 2010 7:46 PM

The sadder thing is that it isn't even Perez Hilton's blog. It is not

perezhilton.com

but

perezhiltononline.com

Posted by: vanderleun at April 1, 2010 8:09 PM

A double whammy. I wonder what kind of snit he will have. Maybe he will even cry.

Posted by: Jewel at April 1, 2010 11:33 PM

Always amusing watching the 'real American's tie themselves into knots over homosexuals.

Here's the winning entry:

'I heard Perez Hilton got ass-raped by an AIDS infected chimpanzee.'

Well done.

Posted by: Arthurstone at April 2, 2010 9:16 AM

Hilton ain't infected, the chimp pulled out!

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