March 29, 2012

Graven Images & the Eternal Campaign

What do the Obamanoids do when it comes to campaigning? The same thing, only different.....

Apparently this week’s email barrage from Joey B, John. F. Kerry, Jim Messina, Lady M, and Big Guy himself hasn’t shaken enough change out of your pockets to make our historic first quarter fundraising quota. It was a shock to learn that we can’t run our WTF campaign on deficit spending. Staffers expect paychecks come Friday, and media ads won’t run if there’s a past due account balance. Butt that’s ok, it just means we have to get back to doing what we do best: takin’ it to the streets. --Michelle Obama's Mirror: This Week’s Biggest Loser Looks Like…Big Guy!

He is "Building a Religion".... again! It's the same deal as 2008. It's the only deal they know.

We are building a religion.
We are building it bigger.
We are widening the corridors.
And adding more lanes.

We are building a religion.
A limited edition.
We are now accepting callers.
for these pendant key chains.

To resist it is useless.
It is useless to resist it.
His cigarette is burning.
But he never seems to ash.

He is grooming his poodle.
He is living comfort eagle.
You can meet at his location.
But you better come with cash.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 29, 2012 8:24 PM
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Mmm...mmm...mmm...Cake.

Posted by: tim at March 30, 2012 12:51 PM

You didn't heard this from me, butt, don't be surprised if Mr. Claire Shipman starts requiring the Big White press "corpse" to bring and use prayer rugs.

Posted by: MOTUS at March 30, 2012 2:19 PM

Yet it has a Youtube logo in the bottom.

Posted by: Jewel at March 31, 2012 1:45 AM

How's he gonna get cash?

He'll sell the Ruskies our launch codes if he has to. Then charge Eastern Europe for a non existant missile shield. Take cash from Assad to keep him ruling Syria w/a strong pimp hand.

And w/the WHOLE MFM in the tank, he could shoot a puppy on the TVs and the press would fawn that he was making a point about more gun control.

Unions will raise members dues, and pass it along. He's gonna get a piece of that 2 Billion he sent to Brazil to drill for China(WTF was up w/that?). I'm just getting started.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 31, 2012 5:29 PM

I remember the "Personal Jesus" video from 2008.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 2, 2012 11:49 AM
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