"Instructions were too vague. I woke up in Tijuana with no pants on."
Your essay question for ten points: compare and contrast with the watermelon scene in "God's Little Acre." (Is it OK to say God?)
Does the Noblel committee know about this guy?
That's vegetarianism I can believe in!
I was actually there back in 1984 when the park was dedicated to Marilyn. As a matter of fact, Marilyn had her whole family there and it was a great day for us all. I am Marilyn's youngest daughter!
Now you know another reason why so many kids love their grandpas.
The fork cartel can be traced back to the de' Medici family. Pretty gutsy of him to openly discuss it.
Thank you for breaking the Gordian Knot, and posting a video which finally instructs us on the technique required to eat a watermelon. I didn't know.
During the appointment hereunder, at his Retirement or more investment of the Committee, in accordance with exercise of which it relates, Faustino, you cocksucker.
"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper
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