"First World Problems" mame with different pictures.

The one I came up with is "It is two for Tuesday and the radio station one played one song from my favorite band."

Wait until it's time to hang these mooks,they'll all bitch for a new rope.

I should change my name to Tonya Greipenweiner and start elaborating, I mean, tweeting.

Angst is terrible thing to waste.

I have bad news for you about your horse's epistemological capacity, sport.

The progress of Western Civilization is amazing. Now everyone can have the same sort of concerns that troubled the court at Versailles in 1789.

What wonders will we see next?

Every day I get up I say "It's a beautiful day." Because I got up.*

*Years ago out at Camp Dearborn I asked Bob Mosher how he was doing one morning, and his answer has stuck with me:

"Mike, I got up, put both feet on the floor, and stood up. It's a great day."

Being in my early twenties, but not being a complete fool** I told him that indeed, it was a great day.

**I was a fool because I was in my early twenties; I had an inkling about that then, and now near fifty I have an absolute certainty I was a fool and still remain one. "It's a beautiful day because I have it."